Cone of Shame: Days 4 - 7

Nothing much to report for these days either. Bobby has been relatively calm and mellow in the house. The vet has prescribed him around two weeks of no strenuous exercise. Admittedly, we've been a little more lenient when it comes to his freedom and have let him wander and run a little in the backyard.

Swelling has reduced. Stitches are intact and dissolving.

It has helped that it is now summer, the season in which Bobby enjoys sleeping through whilst reserving the best location for maximum cooling (a few metres in front of the A/C). We've been training the "mat," "wait," "steady," "table" and "down-stay" commands, all of which keep him relatively still whilst working his mind. When he gets particularly rowdy, we work on the "bring" command with a few of his stuffies.

Mum takes him for his long, daily walk. Meanwhile, I've been taking him on one or two short walks every few days with the main focus on sniffing. Yesterday, Bobby brought home a sealed bag of lollies (exchanged for a small piece of banana bread). Today, Bobby was tempted to bring home a plank of wood. It's been useful in keeping him stimulated.

Cone of Shame: Day 3

January 1 marks the beginning of a new year, a new beginning.

And miraculously, Bobby has transitioned into the new year with a mellow attitude. Greatly appreciated by all during his third day of recovery. However, it was probably the midnight fireworks that kept him up and sleepy throughout the day. Luckily, Bobby is not afraid of fireworks.

The tabs of the cone have been coming on and off. For now, his tolerance of the cone seems to have increased. Today, I worked on his "bring" command with his slobbery, stuffed elephant and the "steady" command. The training tired him out enough that he spent most of the afternoon napping on and off, probably catching up on lost sleep.

Not much to report. His swollen scrotum seems to have decreased slightly in size and his stitches are still intact! He jumped and ran a bit and almost broke out into a zoomie towards bedtime though.

Whilst he didn't get the frozen Kong, he did get something else. Today sis made banana bread. Bobby agreed to model. His only condition: pay in banana bread.

With a temperature of 38℃ tomorrow, he's probably going to get the frozen Kong. Let's see how well he behaves.

Cone of Shame: Day 2

It's only Day 2 and Bobby's cone has suffered another battering. If the cone was not connected to his collar, he would have been free from his cone of shame. Now adorned with numerous bite marks and dents, the cone looks as if it has been through a war. Not quite sure how long this is going to hold up for.

Bobby has completely bounced back behaviour wise. He is back to his high energy, mischievous self who can't keep still without his usual exercise. Great. No surprise that keeping him calm and quiet has been a difficult, arduous task. 

I've been occupying him with training sessions involving extending his "down-stay," "touch" and "steady" commands. It's just not the same without our usual play sessions. In the meantime, we have settled for leashed walks around the neighborhood. According to the post-op information online, this should be fine. 

No one expected the vet nurse to call today! According to sis, he was laughing at our attempts to keep him quiet, fully aware that Bobby would not be so compliant. I'm not sure whether I want to know what kind of impression he left at the vet. 

Like yesterday, his scrotum is still bruised and swollen. Regret not mentioning this to the vet and nurse. Neither mentioned it either during pick-up so I assumed that it was fine and common like the post-op information stated. Hoping it clears up soon in several days. It doesn't seem to bother him at all. His stitches are still holding up. Shot an email to the vet, waiting for a reply.

I've prepared a frozen banana, blueberry and yoghurt Kong for him to keep him calm for a bit. Here's hoping that he starts 2015 on the right foot, calm and settled in the house for his recovery. 

Cone of Shame: Day 1

Today, Bobby lost his balls. Now, he is milking it for all its worth, using the cone to garner pity and sympathy for his tragic situation. I'd like to rename his "cone of shame" to the "cone of exploitation."

On a more serious note, as expected, he was groggy and slightly disoriented. After the nurse brought him out with a satellite dish around his head, he greeted us and proceeded to raid the bucket of cat toys. On our trip home, he rested his head on the compartment in the console and curled up beside mum, whimpering softly every now and then. His first trip was to the backyard in case he needed to pee due to the drip he was on. He didn't.

We gave him a small portion of his dinner. He vacuumed it up as the nurse expected him to. He did a poop and came inside to nap, waking up occasionally before crashing again. I've never seen him so sad in my life.

He was soon back to his old self, crashing, bashing and ramming his cone through doorways, walls, people, chairs and his crate. He did try to chew, pull off and whack his cone off before he decided that it was a fantastic method to look pitiful and milk as many treats off of us as he could. He even got a short walk.

Ha!

I'm onto you, buddy.

We took him out for regular potty trips. Turns out, he still marks. No biggie. He does have a nasty smell to him though. Guess who's getting a bath in two weeks?

I'm expecting a tough day tomorrow in regards to keeping him calm and quiet. Knowing him, his batteries will be fully charged and he'll be ready to raise hell.

DIY Milk Bottle Nunchucks

We buy a bottle of milk every week and normally, we let Bobby play with it before we throw it into the recycle bin. I had an idea for a DIY dog toy. I saved the bottle from two weeks ago and with a piece of string that had come off of his ball and another bottle from last week, I came up with this:

DIY Milk Bottle Nunchucks!

Bobby was ecstatic at having a new toy to play with.

Of course, as a Lab, he is led by his stomach. When Bobby spotted my sister setting up lunch with two plates, who else could she have been inviting to eat lunch but me him?

All this for me?! I'd be delighted to help myself.

Bobby at 16 Months

We took him to the vet a few weeks ago for his vaccination. We struggled with getting him to stay on the scales so we had to settle for 31kg. Training goal: standing and staying on scales. Vet said that he had "beautiful teeth." He checked his ears and eyes. Good. He checked the motion of his hips. Good. I had to do a sigh of relief for that one, considering the prominence of hip dysplasia in the breed. He does estimate that his ideal weight should be 28kg so we've got 3kg to lose.

Bobby is not pleased.

Mum booked him in for a neuter. Whilst he is two months shy of eighteen months, it is the ideal time for us. Everyone will be home for Christmas and summer break and he will be monitored all day. If he tears his stitches or something goes wrong, we can rush him over to the vet. Hopefully, two months won't make that much of a difference.

Anyway, took some photos yesterday. Here they are:

Oh mah gerd, cupcakes!

Am I dreaming? A whole cupcake for me?!

Me, my smile and my wagging tail! Aren't my teeth beautiful?

Bunny-eared Bobby!

Howl of Slytherin

"Or perhaps in Slytherin,
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means,
To achieve their ends."

 - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Being a Lab, one would think Bobby would be sorted into Hufflepuff. After all, Labs are known to be people pleasers who work hard and play hard, friendly, patient and tolerant to all. Whilst Bobby loves people, he is also a rather good fit for Slytherin, perhaps even, too good.

Whilst he is probably intelligent enough for Ravenclaw, he is also a rather devious troublemaker. Bobby enjoys pretending that he has not been fed by parading his bowl around in hopes of scoring second dinners (may or may not have worked before), insisting on targeting the trainer's treat bag instead of focusing on the lure, stealthily pickpocketing, opening cupboards and counter-surfing when no one is watching amongst many other examples. He has an extreme amount of self-confidence, maybe even to the point that it borders on arrogance and strong nerves. Sounds like Gryffindor material, am I right?

Not so.

Throw him a bone and he'll probably throw us all under the bus.

For Halloween, we decided to make him a Slytherin robe and tie. Unfortunately despite hours of hard work, Bobby doesn't appreciate the effort and refuses to wear it.

Oh well.